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"Ugh, I knew I didn't have enough wrap for a mummy costume! Maybe I've should've gone with the Wife of Frankenstein costume instead!"
"Ran out of condoms again. Time to resort to Plan B."
"It's been nearly two weeks since I've ejaculate... That drink really did a number on me... The constant erection.... The leakage... The occasional lactation... I'm not sure if I can last any longer..."