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*Cuts away to a pocket dimension where there's glowing flashing lights and this song https://t.co/ypKQzx9xnD is playing*
"You're friend's heart has been closed and he's been consumed by the power of shadow," the strange plush said, "Use this break open his heart... what's that look for?" The eevee then sucker punched the dark lucario in the face, and a blinding light emerged.
"I can't believe you're got a genwun pokeplush, that was the worst season!" the lucario taunted with maniacal laughter. The eevee recovered his plush only for the plush to suddenly burst to life. "You saved me, hero!" The confused eevee could only mutter "waht teh fuk..."
What no one realized that the lucario dude had been possessed by an unknown force, and was bullying indiscriminately. "Hey, that's my sis's!" the eevee boy said as the lucario stole a plush doll tucked in his bag.
A little story about an anti-social loner, during the weirdest day in school for him. The class clown classmate was being far meaner, making everyone's day all that much worse.