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Happy First Contact day! On April 5, 2063 the Vulcans will land on Earth and make contact with Zefram Cochrane, inventor of the Warp Drive.
Governments have discovered a new way to force people to stay home in quarantine - shutting down Gas Stations. If people can't get gas, they can't go anywhere: https://t.co/q6ROjRsbC8
Bad news cable TV holdouts. DirectTV and AT&T are planning to introduce a feature that will play commercials when you pause your DVR. Oh and they're also raising prices.