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There are many creative ways to await the end of days in lockdown! (Yelling at jpg's, for example, and pretending the artist cares.)
However, Dr. Borkenstein agrees the only way to have a 100% fulfilling life is to become one of my Patrons! For 200%, buy some of my books 🥳
@washingtonpost In case any of these "comedians" want to see how a lowly amateur does it, I can be available for $100k.
NEW SHOP ITEM: GENDERLESS POTATO
This handmade plushie will be available in Potato size and Large Potato size. Guaranteed to provide countless units of wholesome, 100% non-offensive fun for the whole family.
(Yes, this is a real thing you can buy. Shop link in bio.)