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“When it’s my time to battle @melemeleman I’m going to wear my tightest shorts to distract him and win the battle. Mwahaha the perfect plan~🖤! Now to decide which shorts will the Kahuna like more so~? Huh what!? N-no babe I don’t have a crush on him it’s your imagination~💗!”
@pervinghero “Hehe thanks for the treat. Felt so heavy when it slapped me~💗”
“Ugh this shit sucks! Why!? Because I hate wearing girls clothes unless it’s for my boo @We_Are_DEVIANT that's why! Let’s just get this crap show over with! *breaths* Action!”
“Hey boys it’s your favorite slut Ganymede here to invite you to come and see me at club Boy Toyz~💗”
@TroyVaughan 📱: “but aren’t you the one that bought me these shirts~💗?”
“So then he was like who cares if I use your dressing room the main one was full. And I was like, no because it’s my dressing room you can get your own when you’re a top hoe at the club so until then you have to share. And he got annoyed and I was like… Hey!? Are you listening?”
@Himbo_Wolf “N-Nothing!?”
“Oh god he’s so adorable~!?” Ganymede thought to himself.