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The thought process of a homophobic hillbilly~
“When wiping your ass after taking a shit avoid touching your asshole. Because so much as grazing it might turn you gay.”
Ugh why such idiots...
@alpha_chief_1 “Hmmm maybe... if he also plans on smacking my ass while he claims mu boipussy then yes most definitely~💙”
“My palace guards are so loyal and obedient when I request entertainment they all step forward ready to end my boredom~💙”
“Oh hey! I’ve seen you in class but sorry I would chat but have to get to next class~”
from behind yells damn:
“Huh did you just tell damn?... Oh my pants? Ya I know no matter how big I get them they are always too tight. I wish we didn’t have to wear uniforms. Are they bad?”
“Literally what I text my straight friends/acquaintances when I feel horny~💗”