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@LouTheCow1 “Hope you don’t mind company~? Also hope it’s ok that I’m wearing one of your shirts. It’s very comfortable~💖”
“Oh so you want to join my crew? Well it’s not going to be easy, we’re a legit hardcore gang after all. If you want in I need to know you have the right tools to work for me. Now drop your pants and let me see if your cock has what it takes to impress me~💖”
weekend in a nutshell:
Cousin: “Oh I just don’t understand why I can’t keep a boyfriend for more than a few months.”
Me: “Oh don’t worry girl you’ll keep one soon..”
What I really wanted to say: “Maybe you should cool it with the extreme religious stuff then cuz. Not helping?”
“Ugh so exhausting to act all innocent and pure~!!! Now time to let my true self out. Three days without getting mercilessly wrecked... I think I’m a virgin again!? Can you help take care of my boi pussy~💖?”
Oh my god!!! I am soooo damn stuffed. Family events always has so much food. Oh god why did I have to try everything!? I’ll get to as much reply’s as I can but might pass out from stomach ace.....
You asked me how long I'd stay by your side~🎶
So I answered with only just one reply~🎶
Till the casket drops~🎶
Till my dying day~🎶
Till my heartbeat stops~🎶
Till my legs just break~🎶
“It’s always important for me to take my men on walks~. If they’re good they get a treat. But if they start to slow down I pull on their leash to get them back into pace~💖”