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“It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?”
Sometimes your undead wife gets carried away, and sometimes you get walked in on when her cheek kiss turns into her sucking your whole face.
Cute couples icon of me and @ISmoochdragons, by Lunar Haven Studios. 🫀✨
I woke up because I had a really funny thought about this pic and how they’re gonna’ have little PB’n’J sandwich colored babies.
Was looking for the origin of “brain mysteries” when I stumbled upon the origin of one of my other catchphrases.
@JungaBeast Actually adopted this one from my friend @.Muttontastic. Their name’s Geosmin, or Geo for short, and they spend most of their time doing what grubs do best: Sleeping underground and eating grass.
@FloofRam One of these but instead of shooting fiery balls of pain, it, like, changes yer bits.
Some quick lore about Stitches:
• She’s @ISmoochdragons wife
• She has never seen any of the Evil Dead movies but has a crush on Ash Williams
• She likes having her guts played with
• Exactly how she’s been reanimated is largely a mystery
• She can die, but not permanently