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Switch genders and races.
Soul patch is optional at this point.
Continue drinking until death.
If you are lucky you can feel the exact moment your soul detaches from your skeleton.
Keep sniffing until you inhale so many fumes that you fall asleep.
Drinking liquids is so 2020. We inhale everything now.
Sniff that shit.
If it doesn't smell like your grandpa every time you sat on his lap as a child, you are drinking gatorade.
Gatorade will not get you shitfaced.
Swirl that swill. Always in a clockwise motion.
If you do it counter-clockwise, you open a hole in time space and your insurance premiums will def go up. Drastically.
Pour another glass.
Stare at it for hours like an idiot.
How to drink Whiskey.
Grow a stupid soul patch.
Pretend you know what you're doing.
Get trashed and call a fire hydrant a whore right to its stupid face.
@zeeladeela I see what you did.
I like it, but am going to pretend I don't. 🤔😁😏