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❝ . . . Eh ? M - me ? ❞
A blush dusted across her cheeks, evidently caught off-guard by his comment.
❝ Wait. You're just going to say something perverted, aren't you? ❞ https://t.co/lsXddLz5QA
❝ Oh , you know. Just feeling a bit moody today. I could use some fine wine. ❞ https://t.co/aoN1vFT5Gi
❝ I'm not being ignored ! I'm being insulted ! ❞
A soft huff, offering a flick to his forehead.
❝ This is why you can never get a girlfriend, Scumzuma. You're always so mean to girls ! ❞ https://t.co/CVwSF72OuD
❝ I'm supposed to be the heartbreaker, yet for some reason it's happening to me.
This is NOT how things are supposed to go. ❞ https://t.co/477QWIDG4Q
❝ Primitive? We lived in the desert, it was /hot/ ! You just sound like a bunch of snobby types. ❞ https://t.co/L2DFwZSGl8
❝ Isn't it obvious ?! Of course I'm a war goddess ! What's wrong with my outfit, huh? The Gods used to parade around naked, y'know! This is an improvement ! ❞ https://t.co/ju40tB6idq
❝ Oi, oi. . . You have no idea who /I/ am? Most love deities are /based/ on me, dummy! ❞
A soft huff was offered.
❝ I am Ishtar, Goddess of lust, beauty, fertility, and war ! ❞ https://t.co/s0F7YbkgHR
❝ Eh ? But that sounds so boring. . . I love playing with humans. Waiting and seeing what happens isn't what deities /should/ do. ❞ https://t.co/fwsO8TtMMh
The goddess is taking a trip to the beach ! Would anyone care to join her ?