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"This is...
CAL!?
WHEN THE HECK DID YOU GET LIKE THIS?!" https://t.co/vmB88fUtY7
"You betcha! Wait, who the heck are you?" https://t.co/1TISjh0yZT
"That's... That's almost sad.
What does one have to do to be /that/ unattractive?" https://t.co/xx5XRj1B11