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"I don't just sleep with anyone, you idiot! Don't call me that!" https://t.co/nGJIuB1Qov
"Take responsibility? You make it sound romantic. Don't make me laugh like this!
Lenient you may be, but you're still just as cheap!" https://t.co/PXSlqPxVok
"I'm not deluded, you jerk of a king!
Eh? You cheapskate! You're as greedy as ever, even in this form! To make a goddess foot the bill on a mess /you/ plan to make!" https://t.co/jHIuroZiHm
"Goldie, you're wearing more clothes on the beach than you usually wear at all." https://t.co/6jH9R2Qikg
"It's not a nickname, it's a description! It's because I can fire off so much magic, dummy!
So rude! I'll be an extra good party member if you get me rubies, those are my favorites." https://t.co/jRBLfNbF88
"Don't hold expectations of me, Goldilocks. Nothing I do is for the sake of gaining your approval. You hold too much stock in your opinion!
I am, because I hate your pants." https://t.co/NzYHoBwsYB
"If you give me gems and payment for quests, I can take care of 'em.
My previous Masters all call me a mana battery." https://t.co/GYiI0kAJmH