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It's, uh... material someone has a wank to. Y'know what that means, right? https://t.co/SJSosFX0FP
"To ask me such a question. . . ! You know the answer, dummy!" https://t.co/aiySJMPLBZ
EH? You actually don't know?
You seem like an innocent one... https://t.co/TDLE2zK8t8
I don't want to be fap material, I want to be fuck material - https://t.co/z56zaBfEeW
@MongrelHater "HAH?! How dare you assume I'd be offering any pleasure to you, idiot!"
@MongrelHater "Hey, hey! You'd better not give me weird looks like that, idiot!"
She decided to ascend and obtain my godly powers, of course! https://t.co/WaRcS5XwZR
I'm not a for-order maid! And I don't clean things! https://t.co/TJgQ2AD62Y