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Well, that's definitely /one/ way to greet me! https://t.co/xaTnwhupoQ
That is. . . most certainly not how I meant it. https://t.co/vz7YZU1y8V
See? I'm a funny goddess.
This should totally unlock friend status for me. https://t.co/zj6qWArSs3
I /am/ a goddess, which means I do what I want. And what I want is to be your friend, obviously. So that is our relationship now! Friends!
And you can't tell me otherwise! https://t.co/lS2U3UUwqu
Well, I'm not your mother or anything. It's not like I can /make/ you do that.
I guess because I'm your friend? https://t.co/kxSXMn708U