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"SUBtember? Yeah, that's definitely not my month."
Yes it is, Ishtar. Yes it is.
"Wait, why are you whipping that out?! Are you expecting me to grab it?!" https://t.co/G1z6mWEJge
"Who are you calling a harlot, huh!? I'm not like that!" https://t.co/dyZNgaayus
"I'm not plotting anything! You're the one who appears to be plotting though, just casually handing me a collar. . . Would you like to be the one to wear it?" https://t.co/rnEKdYKbHf
I'd prefer not to kilI you, unfortunately. https://t.co/q0U5ty1gqH
"Am I going to collar myself? Absolutely." https://t.co/iwSBIvmS6q
I've been summoned, of course! Someone mentioned fornication, and it has my interest. https://t.co/W3Pnpr6uNf