"Fine! I fucked myself into this mess, and I'll fuck my way out of it!" https://t.co/OTrEdJwFH7
"I'm not /that/ clumsy, this rarely ever happens!" She whined. "I totally just made your walk worth it, from my view! You should be thanking me, not scolding me!" https://t.co/JID2ycbeqM
"Nice catch! Thanks for cushioning my fall!" https://t.co/6Pi9vqmW8H
"Oh, blaming it on my vessel, then? How cruel! We'll see if you can truly make a goddess cry to the heavens. Do you really have that kind of skill, I wonder?" https://t.co/UNXVBaIODN
"H'oh! So you finally acknowledge your desire for me, hm? No matter, I shall keep these lips sealed, although you /should/ be gloating to the heavens that you've bedded me." https://t.co/cCe9bmRebd
Now that's more like it!
Woohoo ! I'll keep the change. https://t.co/ik6gcvWIlx