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I mean, sometimes you should try letting me be on top too. . . https://t.co/IeqGjKELoa
Wait, what if I actually get impregnated?! I'm still a fertility goddess!
Cock sleeves can't share milkshakes or go on dates, but people can! https://t.co/crLgYmziPW
. . . I suppose the size difference is pretty hot.
Okay, I don't mind being called small. Just don't make a habit of it! https://t.co/7aY2FqvrV4
That's... That's just because you're so huge! https://t.co/Yq1Do8SBE9
"Th-that's so mean! Don't you have any faith in me?!" https://t.co/NqZvlujW35
"I will /not/! I'll totally tone it down this time! You can trust me!" https://t.co/WBTd5YwbGU
"I proooomise I'll only drink half this time ~ Or we can share an ice cream cone!" https://t.co/XhBWkPy0xA