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If you are evacuating from #HurricaneDorian, PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE YOUR PETS BEHIND. #Dorian is creating fast-rising flood waters and rescuers will not be able to reach animals in time to save them. Please take your pets with you—do not leave them to face the storm alone.
Internet police (Just ask any teenager...)
#MomJobDescription
What do you mean you’re only home for a few minutes? What errands could you possibly have that are more important than ME on the #Caturday before Christmas? We need to talk about your priorities...
“The humidity’s dreadful,
I think I could snap!”
It’s a perfect excuse
For a long summer nap.
#PoemToWelcomeSummer