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@AngelOfBinding ❝Hey, don't worry, I'm used to it.❞
❝Once they edit me out of the final product, it'll be like I was never there. Don't beat yourself up when you forget me, yeah?❞
@PepPepperoniGuy ❝Thanks, I guess.❞
❝Blue's a safe color. Doesn't stick out. Just like me.❞
@ShieldDoggo ❝Woah there, pal. No snuggling. You'll remind me of my old dog.❞
❝Poor fella..❞
❝Hey guys. Bluetae here. You know, Shantae's less spunky stunt double?❞
❝I guess you forgot about me again. Figures. I'm pretty easy to miss, and I can be kind of a downer. Guess that's why they call me blue.❞
@Purpletitandude Wait! Don't you snap things in half!? You stay away from my follower count, bub!
(❝Oh, shoot. This was a joke tweet, but I got all these replies excited for a slumber party.❞)
(❝Maybe I really *should* host one..❞)
@KoopaTyrantHime ◈ aw.. shucks 🥺
i love the series too!! and you're rly fun to write with!
@KoopaTyrantHime ❝...Wow, you really *do* have this whole kidnapping thing figured out.❞
❝Okay, I hate to admit it, but ya got me. That doesn't change I'm not a Princess, though. So why're you carting me away?❞
@KoopaTyrantHime ❝Transformation, costume, cosplay, whatever! I'm NOT a real Princess!❞
❝Can this get any worse!? I can't be the damsel in distress! Think of my image!❞