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@Bubblegum_Slime ❝That name's an awful lot to chew on.❞
Badum tss. 🥁
❝I'm Shantae! You breezed into a little place called Scuttle Town. We're a port that's great for trading! Allegedly.❞
@Bubblegum_Slime ..Except she's never heard of anyone from the land of Ooo, so she's none the wiser. A crown betrays she may be of some importance, however.
❝Erm, hiya, Miss. I didn't know we were expecting high profile company today. Unless the crown is for show.❞
@CutestZombieGal ❝Up and at 'em! One of my best friends is a Zombie, so I know you aren't nocturnal or anything.❞
❝And the G to the O to the O to the D!❞
❝M-O-R-N-I-N-G! Good Morning, Scuttle Town!❞
@JVandFrens ❝Great! You go on and live it up. Leave the damage control to me.❞
@cobxltexalt ❝Woopsie. You guys didn't break the 4th wall yet, either.❞
❝Look, just take this lotion and put it on the next time you hit the beach. It's, uh, magic and prevents burning.❞
@cobxltexalt ❝Oh, that's right.. Good ole Spf50 hasn't been invented in your time.❞
❝Well, I always keep a bottle handy incase it starts a chain of trade quests. Interested?❞
@JVandFrens ❝Shucks.. Is there anything I can do? You're welcome to hog the beach, if you need a good soak.❞
❝I call the shots as the life guard, so don't worry about anyone giving you any lip.❞
@cobxltexalt ❝How do you figure? The beach is for everyone, silly. Even you serious types.❞
❝I'll betcha the sound of crashing waves would ease a lot of that tension..❞