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@RevengeOfRisky — refusing to relinquish her grip on Risky's arm for even a moment.
❝Oh, good! She didn't touch it! She's getting out of there.❞
..And then, with a dramatic cut to static, followed by a wide angle lens of their monster:
❝IT HAS WHEELS?! WHY DOES A MIMIC HAVE WHEELS??❞
@RevengeOfRisky — ❝Well, she didn't come here to do any spelunking, so she probably won't touch—! Eek! Don't do that!❞
❝WHY would you do that!? If you're looking for your diary, wouldn't you check your room first????❞
@RevengeOfRisky ❝So! A movie about an especially scary Mimic, huh? I've had a few close shaves pressing my luck around those.❞
❝...Oh no. That girl doesn't look like she has any experience with em.❞
❝Is she going in there? Oh, boogers, she's going in there.❞
@RevengeOfRisky — she ultimately comes to rest on Risky's shoulder.
❝Cheesy works out for me, anyway. I'm not really good with *real* horror movies.❞
❝Eh? How do you mean?❞
❝Just because I always pick action movies or rom-com's doesn't mean I won't watch anything else.❞
❝Besides, I'm all snuggled up to you already! I say we watch it.❞ https://t.co/ybM7hh4EiD
❝Only the hottest action movie of the year. Can you believe Squid Baron finally made it? Now he's a star in--...❞
❝Eh? Weird, this isn't the movie I rented. What in the world is the deadly mimic?❞
❝As in like, those creepy booby-trapped treasure chests?❞ https://t.co/frAww9OMxt
❝D'aaaaahhhhchoooo!❞
❝Huh. They say the only time you sneeze out of the blue is when someone's thinking about you.❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝Ding ding ding!❞
❝That's right! The most important thing is to check in on the shops at Main Street before they open.❞
❝Since we get so many merchants sailing into town, protecting property is a big deal.❞
@Edgelord_Genie ❝Don't get too excited! I just have to follow my usual route and make sure nothing funny is going on.❞
❝..Say, pop quiz.. Where do I usually check first?❞
@HalfGeniePlink ❝D'aw, Plink.. You're way too cute. Like a teddy bear, if they could talk.❞
❝So what's on the agenda, huh?❞