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BREAKING: Al Haitham found causing issues and problems in the Grand Narukami Shrine
Yanfei has been sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Dehya busted Dehya out of prison!
Ningguang is a lamb :D
Al Haitham has become the Cryo Archon!
Dottore is in severe debt!
Raiden Ei is the CEO of gay pride!
Kokomi has been playing Animal Crossing for 20 hours!
I love Hu Tao I want to pinch their cheeks
Mika was the impostor.