Glomp Lomlomさんのイラストまとめ

What is this artist statement? Some kind of Dadaist poetry? Mario? Goo Meme?

The only thing I understood was "when the critic sees some Goo worthy art" -- and I can tell you that simply never happens. I haven't gooed AT ALL since I arrived on this uninspired planet. https://t.co/t0ZYDoPQoY

I have no idea who this person is and frankly I don't want to know them. Based on the X's in the background, I assume he's some famous Tic Tac Toe player? How dull. How *Earth*. Irregardless, check your DMs. (I'm sending you a restraining order.) https://t.co/henLpQHDXv

Urgh, yet another image of a floating, knife-wielding Frog with smiley faces for eyes who cut off his hand and now his hand is trapped inside a bubble. I despise cliches! https://t.co/qXQS9B7PWC

Reprehensible. That hand gesture is EXTREMELY offensive on our home world. You don't even want to know what it means. Definitely exercise caution when showing this to any aliens. You've got guts though, I'll give you that, @Dazz3008
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Middling work here, yet it reminds me of my hard-partying college days. Ah yes, waking up in a total stupor, completely nude, face down in my own goo. So much time has passed, now I'm about to turn 506. How DARE you remind me of my own mortality? https://t.co/PILRW8LqJO