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Whenever I lie across a couch I imagine how great it would be getting sat on by someone so big their fat ass fits from one end to the other.
If I'm ever seen wearing this, I hope you'd eat me just so I don't have to be seen wearing it anymore
The dragon has been slain! You have defeated Ardan, which sounds more impressive than it was because all you had to do was sit on him. The loot you gain from your brave deed is as follows:
#fursonalootcrate
Oh hey I think I've fallen into another funk. See yall on the other side of it I guess.
@MirandaUnbound I hope your night gets better, and that these two might fill a hole
Is there a more perfect sight in this world than a loincloth wedgie?
If there is, I don't want to know.