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BLOOD OF THE DROWNED — JOE VOORHEES OF THE HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS #blaseball
Here’s @BACKWOODSBROKER, batter for the @PDMN_Artists! A horse-thing made out of liquid asphalt and rage, it is highly recommended by the league that you should NOT approach Backwoods if you see him in public — unless you want to deal with his insanely short fuse. #blaseball
meet BACKWOODS BROKER of the #PANDEMONIUMARTISTS — best way to get an autograph is to follow the trail of charred, rage-smashed #blaseball bats to your local therapist. you’ll find backwoods inside.
hellooo #STEMartists , i’m horse & i’m a third year undergraduate neuroscience student who is currently wildly disillusioned by academia! 💀💀💀 but at least brains are cool & i get to spend my (very limited) free time drawing & designing lots of nonsense
apologies for no art, I’m (rather hastily) moving to a new apartment!! back to commission work as soon as i’m settled :^)
@luins_ HE’S ONE OF MY OCs he’s the literal love of my life and i could talk for several years about him. offers u another draw of the boy
the breckenridge jazz hands have been using the offseason to train new mascot costumers! their suits even have motorized shakers for “enhanced jazz simulation”
unrelated news: trainee turnover reaches all time high after yet another newcomer has spine shaken out #blaseball
what’s that?? more hashtags?? thankfully for #under10kgang & #under1kgang & #IAMSomebodyArtistClub ... i have a wildly embarassing amount of finished, yet unposted art. anyway hi i’m still horse