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Last time you checked it was still summer, but opening the curtains today is like...
What are the odds of two squirrels choking at the same time and two knowing how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre...?
Is that bus offering me a hard shoulder to cry on, or threatening my life...?
Absolutely shocked by the untimely death of Cranberries lead singer Dolores O’Riordan (46).
Her haunting vocals were a common soundtrack accompaniment to big chunks of my life. Thank you for the music. May you rest in peace.
You know it's 'real love' when you care more about the other person than yourself, even when you're furious with them...
He's too upset to talk Officer, but the last time we saw Tiddles the neighbour's cat was 2 days ago & he was fine...
@Mr_Mike_Clarke Disney now owns Star Wars... Don't tell me you didn't see this coming!!!