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My new favorite restaurant. They serve only noodles.
New day. New shirt. #lostboys https://t.co/2iYdbR0WUe
Congrats on procrastinating! Here's some free Valentines that you can send to your lovers.
Is it Salentine's Day already?! Today only, save 14% on everything! https://t.co/NaS9ehwNGc
(Note to self: Never say Salentine's Day again.)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -Abe Froman
Oh you thought I was done with Hellfire Club parodies?! I'll dig up a 30 year old Simpsons reference to prove you wrong.
A long time ago I worked up a fun animal undies project that I ultimately shelved. It's time to dust it off...