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♦️Happy birthday @OnlyPoisonIvy! Hope you have a fantabulous day 😘
We're excited to announce that official Spanks merch is now available from our stall.
Get our new album, look snazzy in a shirt, or get a toy fer th' kiddies... or adults 😉
Let us know if you'd like anythin'. An' 'cause it's th' season of goodwill, just pay what ya like. https://t.co/3gpFyHAL8M
Really don't wanna get outta bed this mornin'. Think I might just stay here all day. Saves gettin' dressed too.
#TittyTuesday
Even after bein' married to her fer over a month, I still get excited around @BadBelle91 an' feel so lucky to be her wife.
Her smile still makes my heart do a whole dance routine an' her touch still makes me blush an' smile like a goofball.
Love ya wifey 😘
#WCW
Honeymoon: Day 6
Headin' home today, but still got th' mornin' to enjoy th' beach an' take photos of th' wildlife.
Here is th' Lesser Spotted @BadBelle91. A wild an' unpredictable creature, if approached she may turn incredibly sexual. It's very rare to see one fully clothed.
Nothin' sexier than walkin' in on yer fiancée tryin' on yer clothes.
Lookin' good @PowerTitsPG!
#SexySaturday
I've started teachin' @PoisonIvy_Isley how ta rollerblade. She may be a plant-controllin', poison-brewin' badass, but she ain't too good on wheels.
I'm sure she'll get th' hang of it eventually.