Looking around Twitter, I keep trying to reassure myself that most of you are young, so you have an excuse to act foolishly. But... damn, do you really think posting all that is normal? I hope you can curb your porn addictions, before they curb you instead.
As the unanimously, democratically elected leader of the Deutsch Demokratische Republik (capital on Ernst Thälmann Island) I formally demand the return of our territories in Germany, coinciding with the change of our flag to the imperial tricolor.