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reposting this meme I made a while ago because I still think it's one of my better ones
mfw I'm at the gates of Valhalla tryin to argue that being killed by the tree I cut down counts as dying in combat
Imagine being murdered by a pile of chicken nuggets and going "OMG I'm fucking dying but mmm chicken nuggets" that's this guy
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE'S GOTTA BE FASTER THAN FAST