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CW: Bug/Spider creature
On this eve of festivities, please keep an eye out for Geoff. He is once again wandering the desert trying to steal food, small children and christmas cards. Do not believe his insistence that he is Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Report sightings to 911.
Guess we'll start off with this bastard that keeps hiding in player lockers. Officially called a 'Lacikem' (Lass-ee-kem)? stupid name. I call it Bitey Bastard. Size of a small cat.