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Welp in light of nothing else happening, I have decided to pull out a big stone book that said "Speak" in it and asked it a question!
Both verbally and written. What could go wrong.
I HAVE SMOL FIRE DRAKEY! Even if our arson wasnt super successful.
And we have a warlock balloon!
The warlock is currently flying up and we're being asked for use rope checks (a skill that doesnt exist anymore woo!)
So me and hte warmage are gonna commit arson now, and the rest of the party is making "a wizard balloon" because our warlock doesnt want to bother with walking and drawing
Half the party has stuck their hands into the glowing ball of energy asking about ice chickens
Fuck us I guess
The orc-kun is now talking to a glowing ball of light. It wants its ice chicken back. Or to find an ice chicken.
Only good things can come from this. Surely
@Pass_The_Weeb @SimpSnek We said "Feral Ferocity" on one teleport pad and a brazier went out summoning a dire bear!
@Pass_The_Weeb Well it did teleport us into a room with burning braziers and a couple teleport pads. So ofc I must examine the new pads while complaining about how shitty this security is compared to how a dragon would protect their horde
@Pass_The_Weeb What a blessed and underrated item. At least by first time adventurers who think "oh this doesn't deal dmg"
@Pass_The_Weeb @SimpSnek I guess I should investigate the corpses of the other adventures!
Oh good. They appear to be drained of blood! And have numerous cancers like some other corpses we saw... from a dragon's cave hundreds of miles away!