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“Nanami-san said she was going to teach me how to tweet. She told me to close my eyes and then farted on me.”
@SHSL_Observer And... thanks?? Why would I tweet about something you did to me... isn’t it funnier coming from you since you did it?
@SHSL_Observer R-right. Maybe I’ll feel differently after I remember what my talent is supposed to be... it’s hard to connect with others when I’m missing such crucial knowledge.>>
@SHSL_Observer Why should anyone care about what you’re tweeting? Outside of friends, family, classmates... I can’t imagine anyone else caring enough to read this.
@SHSL_Observer W-wait are you not gonna say anything about that f-f—sound?!
I definitely gained EXP but not enough to level up... and now I just have more questions.
@SHSL_Observer I... really like the conversations we have with each other. And I like when you show me a new game we can play together, even though it feels like a waste of time to play with someone who’s as bad as me.
@SHSL_Observer I don’t understand how I’m going to get good at tweeting by closing my eyes but... A-alright... if you say so.
@SHSL_Observer I think so! I’m just hoping for my stats aren’t so low that it makes leveling up impossible.
@SHSL_Observer Probably??? What’s the point of baiting a level 1... uh... what kind of class would I even be in this case?