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@NeoXIII I like your Show Me Your Bears posts because we then get to see all these bears too!
@APanserbjorn @OldBearX1 Great! We need more programming by bears, for bears. Human movies and TV shows don't always show us ursines in the best light.
For example, I love horror films, but why are the bears always the bad guys? Humans way more more dangerous to bears than we are to them!
Bear vs. Cancer - Round Two begins:
Hey Cancer, how dare you show your ugly face around here again! Don't you remember the mauling I gave you six years ago? I'm about to beat you up so bad, you'll wish you never came back! #FuckCancer (sorry for the foul language)
@APanserbjorn Me when I wake up in the morning vs me once I get to work. It's amazing what a shower and a nutritious breakfast can do to perk up a polar bear!
@APanserbjorn What do you mean "phase"?
#Monacles4ever
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@APanserbjorn Dear @APanserbjorn,
All is not well here on the arctic tundra. My ice cave is thawing and I need SPF 100 to prevent my snout from burning in the hot sun. If my home melts, I may knock on your den's door and ask to share the AC for a while.
Warmest regards,
Tom Holmes
@APanserbjorn @TeeOh_Raccoon Mhamm mmu! *swallows fish* I mean Thank you!
It's great to have a friendly bear to go to for all my fish needs instead of spending so much time trying to catch them myself.
@LinkDrakoAD @mishicougar @trustywusty Smokey is quite the handsome bear, and he's probably at least partially responsible for me becoming a bear furry.
@mishicougar @trustywusty I've always liked this keychain too. How could I not like anything with Smokey's picture on it? Just look at this bear!