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We all have that one friend that goes out of his way JUST to be a dick
When you take a quick nap and wake up 6 hours later in a different dimension
If she’s single it’s you vs 20 other guys
If she’s taken it’s just you vs him
Work smarter, not harder, kings
The new sexuality, spidersexual
Pronouns : spiderself/spi
For when you're only attracted to spiders