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It’s her birthday today.
Carmine’s body may have been functionally catatonic at the moment from sheer lack of energy, but his mind was fully aware of this, and it was keeping him up. That day was still vivid in his head, when he let it in through everything else.
@Despairtastic
Hell yeah! I knew there was a reason I wanted to beat you into the dirt! https://t.co/6h34aE4v57
…
Not as cool as my Blood Spike. https://t.co/FiWRtPenzl
“…knowing the shit I’ve been through, probably. I can just imagine white spiky hair on your mop and a big ass sword on your back.”
“Guess that’ll make what I’m about to do some nice cathetersis.”
Said redhead was cracking his neck while approaching.
He meant to say catharsis. https://t.co/O8QaGPXGky
“…Tch. What is it about robot arms that always pisses me off?” https://t.co/tkvinNPjnI
@BOUNDARYPlERCER >you really must suck at the sneaky stuff. Good, the sneaky stuff is lame. Couldn’t respect that if I wanted to.”
Awfully casual for someone who was basically dead seconds earlier.
“Can’t wait for the day I can take that laser and shove it down your throat~”
@BOUNDARYPlERCER >noisily into the water.
A beat of silence. Surely a fireball like that could have done the trick, yes?
Suddenly, from high above, a number of thin, yet quick blood spikes shot down at and around the fairy, hopefully stabbing her, and definitely reaching the ground. Once they->
@BOUNDARYPlERCER “And I think that’s bullshit. Just because you only know one thing that works don’t mean there’s not other stuff that works, yeah! If I can’t wake a crystal up, you can punch me in the face.”
That was weirdly insightful of him, from a mortal perspective.
@BOUNDARYPlERCER “Vestal? No, no, I meant the crystals. I still don’t even know what a vestal is, just show me a crystal and I’ll make it wake up or whatever.”
If Carmine had this explained to him before, he clearly forgot. This man was casually talking about getting forceful with a Crystal.