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(1/3) so the new Return to Dreamland minigames look fun #kirby #KirbysReturntoDreamlandDeluxe
a variety of meta knight incorrect quotes all at once since i was too lazy to make separate posts happy meta monday everyone
(also was anyone gonna tell me meta knight goes to literal hell in one of the light novels or did i just have to find that out myself)
Meta Knight’s number one motto is “Be prepared”, and his number two motto is “If I get possessed again I better get something cool out of it”
The kirby cafe descriptions for every single one of Meta Knight’s themed items are bizarrely personal but "Matcha Mousse Cherishingly Preserved by Meta Knight" in particular made me laugh enough that I woke up in the middle of the night to scrawl out this shitpost
3/3 inspired by that time i accidentally said 'shit' in front of a camper and her mom and tried to backpedal to 'crap' while the kid cackled that 'that was a bad word too!' while her mother just Stared at me
2/3 "Meta Knight is chastised for saying 'fuck' on national television"
1/3 According to the wiki #MetaKnight has a bit of a potty mouth, which makes sense when you remember he’s technically a sailor
I unironically think meta knight is a very cool character which means I will only ever draw him in incredibly silly shitposts #kirby #metaknight