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@nekomomjess meanwhile slimetubers be like "ears? you want EARS???" [sad pudding sounds]
but hey i'm an Orc so lemme just flex these sexy horns
T-O-N-I-G-H-T!
we're up to 14 amazing bachelors that're hungry for love... and chocolate!
we gonna have tierlists, trivia, matchups, and a lil Overcooked gameplay, and we need YALL'S help to crown the KING of BACHELORS! come join us!
#Vtuber #Valentubers #BUTAKINGbachelors
well i can't have tusks, so i took the next most ferocious option, the "get me your manager" haircut
@nekomomjerri hekken nice! would love to be included if ya want a rough n tumble Orc big sister in the roster :D
https://t.co/jodX9HgUdP
@IssyTwo @SizwePlays @PorcBuns @HoneyDewVT aye aye, reportin in raid captain, who needs breaking?
@ParasiticWyrmVT i'd be lyin if i said i wasn't at least a lil bit curious.... i've chowed down some folks i've killed myself, so i've got a vague idea of what i'd probably taste like! but my dad was a Spriggan, sort of a dryad kinda creature, so i wonder if that changes my flavor 🤔
@TaidaDaSloth look YOU have no grounds to complain about other folks being adorable 😤now start practicing this dance please
@AdronWoodland hol up, wood elf?... but you're not a Bosmer though, right? you don't seem like you're from Tamriel....
but lookin at you, you're probably light as a feather! i could probably carry you with one arm
@AdronWoodland but now we're into that time-honored question... how would you let me carry you?