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"So you thought you were the biggest roo around? Let me teach you where your place is."
"I love when they say "I can take everything you have", but then I pump them so full that my spunk starts to come out of every hole in their body.
"It's #SeductiveSunday again? Today I don't feel very seductive. I will simply lie here in my comfortable homely outfit."
"Okay guys, in celebration for the 100 followers I want to see how many of you want a load, or twenty, from this roo."