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@Specsavers I did this doodle for a local newspaper, but thought you might like it . . .
I did this doodle for a local newspapers, but thought you might like it . . .
@bbcweather My own take (not meaning any disrespect to the Met Office as I'm a veteran amateur forecaster myself).
@DailyMirror That's just around the corner from me here at Folkestone. The violin was the last straw . . .
Folkestone hosted BBC's Question Time last week, and it caused feelings to run rather high.