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My take on these over-the-top newspaper headlines . . .
As the camping holiday season is almost upon us . . .
@DailyMirror
So, another royal sprog has been dropped . . .
With a week left to go, politicians are being like this . . .
I wonder how many mobility scooters bastards I'll encounter when I pop into the town centre today . . .
Folkestone's finest hard at work? . . .
As new signs - complete with spelling mistakes - appear around the town centre.