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Happy Skunktember from Lamouf!
If you would like to sign away your old life and become a rubber skonk, sign a form here: https://t.co/c89uu7DS0S
These comms will be one per person, one character per person, with artistic liberty! $40 USD each!
Enjoy your new squeaky self!
Cosmo the Huggable Dragon is the adorable mascot of Zumorfia, and he's super friendly! Unless you stumble your way into the employees-only section...
Then he might have to make you a cute dragon too, like @tsumefuya here!
The temperature's perfect for taking a dip!
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Squeak? Sqrk!!
Oh, so THAT'S how they get Pokémon from fossils...
Let's welcome Archen to the team!
These gummy sharks are yummy!
Wait, what the-
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B-Berry, don’t eat me!!
National Skunk Day, you say?
Guess I'll need to turn the whole country into perfect skonks then~!