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WoL: "Dear Diary: I'm about to fucking own Zenos yae Galvus by throwing a book at him, making me the supreme overlord of owning people to death. Signed... ...me."
WoL: *throws their diary at Zenos' head*
Submission by @DolimiccanDerg
Magnai: Can I get your number?
Y’shtola, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.
Y’Shtola: I hate when I’m busy, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITinG?” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
Y'shtola: Meteor did a double take when he met me, which I took as a complement until I saw them do a double-take on a pile of free dirt.
Thancred: Wait, free dirt?
Y'Shtola: I don't understand men.
Meteor: And you never will! [high-fives Thancred] Let's go get that dirt!