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Congratulations, @PatsATweetin! I think you have won in every single one of these competitions, which is either due to blatant corruption on my part, or your A+ twitter game https://t.co/wIcbXs9a1y
Congratulations, @K8TeeG! I took some liberties with your dad, since I don’t know the guy. I figure most dads look kinda like what I went with https://t.co/tj9IAKoNRB
Congratulations, @wumother! You wanted avocado titty time, and now you have it https://t.co/mXO8UV5X5E
Congratulations, @HoldinCoffeeld! I can’t think of a more thoughtful activity than leaving tiny scimitars for ants to find https://t.co/EQ9s5CX1ZX