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Hey bros. From now on I won't just be donating profits from these shirts to Bernie, I'll be MATCHING them out of my own pocket. Just sent $124 of my own, meaning we've raised $248 total.
Also announcing NEW ITEM: PHANTOM HORN'S FEEL THE BERN SHIRT 🔥🦄
https://t.co/Lc6tr0n4Jp
Well guys, Yang is out. I miss him already. I will wear my sick vaporwave #Yang2020 shirt proudly in his memory.
Wouldn't you like something to remember him by until he rises, phoenix-like, to run in 2024?
All profits still go directly to #Bernie2020!!
https://t.co/JTv5Q8a7Yg
Work on the SLIME & PUNISHMENT FINALE has begun!!
Patrons at the S&P CAMEO TIER ($10) and up will get early access to new panels as I complete them!
https://t.co/Vn8RUTj9Ix
IOWA KNOWS: #VOTEBERNIEWEARYANG
SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY
THESE MOFOS ARE ABOUT TO ROCK US IN THE CAUCUS
YOU BETTER GET YOUR UNIFORM READY
https://t.co/JTv5Q8a7Yg
It's never been more important to VOTE BERNIE and it's never been funnier to WEAR YANG. #DemDebate
Get 'em while they're hot. All profits will be donated to Bernie's campaign.
https://t.co/JTv5Q8a7Yg
lol I guess I'm in a video game for some reason
big ups to @Smearg for making me look sicc and the team at @PCPDating for deciding to make this for reasons that remain mysterious to me
https://t.co/A56crMyZNY
YO SLIMERNALIA!!! The NLACakaNM Haliday season is ending so come celebrate with MORE SLIME
https://t.co/ZLAkAvkk6b