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Everyone always asking "why does the sergal smell, but nobody ever asks how the sergal smells"
I dare ya to look him in the eye and tell him you hate him!
You CAN'T! https://t.co/GmX85nmbFP
Your 7th picture in your gallery is your new gender
This is an improvement I'd say
My bussy + mistletoe is now considered a Christmas-themed treat
Do you ever just realize that your phone was not connected to Bluetooth for the entire drive that you're making?
I only realized after making stupid trumpet noises with my mouth to fill the silence in my car