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Day 1187: In which the White Pride Piper dog whistles his G.I. Jamokes into a pre-diabetic frenzy. #dumptrump #vanillaISIS #magaisformorons #trumpvirus #thedailydon
More Zombie Day well-wishing from an illiterate game show host who really puts the “Christ” into “Jesus Fucking Christ”. #easter #dumptrump #trumpvirus #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 1178: In which a President* for whom reading is an aspirational sport gets ready to make his toughest call since deciding which brand of racist pumpkin toner to apply. #dumptrump #asteriskpresident #magaisformorons #trumpvirus #trumpandemic #thedailydon
Reposting for all those red states packin churches this weekend because the #TrumpVirus can’t open doors, I guess. Especially one that’s just a lib-rat cuckhoax. #trumpandemic #dumptrump #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 1174: In which a ferret-wigged fraud enthusiast graduates from scamming charities to profiting off of a pandemic. #draintheswamp #trumpvirus #trumpandemic #dumptrump #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Thank god President* Daddy Nobucks loves putting his name on things, otherwise he’d be real pissed when he finds out he owns a plague. #Trumplague #Trumpvirus #Trumpandemic #stablegenius #thedailydon
Day 1169: Whether counterfeit or corona, President* Insecurity Blanket “likes the numbers being where they are”. #dumptrump #coronavirus #trumpvirus #trumpandemic #thedailydon
Given his penchant for goofy greaser ducktails and Dick Tracy villain suits, we always knew President* Mayonnaise Sculpture treated women like a less-woke tertiary “Mad Men” character. But referring to Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer as “woman governor” was particularly 👍.
Actual footage of President* Calamari Lips leading by example. #shelterinplace #coronavirus #trumpvirus #trumpandemic #thedailydon
Can we make it a twofer? #coronavirus #trumpvirus #trumpandemic #borisjohnson #asteriskpresident #thedailydon