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Dear Trump team: please keep having this thousand-year-old Gila monster death mask do interviews. He’s doing a bang up job for you. ✌️#trumpshutdown #magaisformorons #thedailydon
For Nathan Phillips, who I hope will be remembered long after these Kentucky Klan Kids recede back with their ideological ancestors to the ash heap of history. #magaisformorons #nathanphillips #thedailydon
Your friendly PSA that my book “The Daily Don: All The News That Fits Into Tiny, Tiny Hands” is coming out April 2 and available for preorder now! Treat yourself to some sad laughs! #books #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 719: As long as we’re all paying for a Russian asset’s inability to seal a single deal, we might as well pay for his wall fetish I guess. #magaisformorons #worstpresidentever #thedailydon
Day 718: Meanwhile, as this asshat asset treats 800K+ federal workers and their families like the contractors who did surprise pro bono work for him...#magaisformorons #lockthemup #trumpcrimefamily #thedailydon
Day 717: When a lifetime of craven criminality is about to catch the fuck up with you with an avalanche of investigations, you gotta play the only card you’ve got and lie through those pinched calamari lips. #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Day 712: In which every cockroach hates the cold light of congressional oversight. #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Repost from last year but pretty much accurate for any point during this toddlerman’s tantrum-y tenure. #magaisformorons #repost #thedailydon
Day 704: In which this gang of shitbirds wrap up another year waging a war on Christmas. And immigrants. Mostly immigrants. #magaisformorons #thedailydon
Heads up! My book ”The Daily Don: All The News That Fits Into Tiny, Tiny Hands” coming out in April 2019 is also now available for preorder. Treat yerself! #book #thedailydon