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@seanhannity @tedcruz Oh, Ted rails alright, don’t you, Teddy boy?
@davelevinthal @tedcruz @BusinessInsider @WARojas Sentient potato is sentient.
@asholiver @tedcruz I’ve got something to produce. I call it the Oil Slick Moose.
@PoliticsInsider @tedcruz You look like someone sprinkled pubes on a potato then put a pair of dollar store sunglasses on it.
@PoliticsInsider @tedcruz Our faces are LITRRALLY the same. Our bodies, on the other hand…
@tedcruz @michaeljknowles Remember when your lips gone wild all over the silky terrain of my goat?