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Bartolomeo's been around for a while, he's seen a lot and done stuff he's not proud of, lines of memory laced with regret and shame reside within him... any adventurer who lives long enough ends up with things weighing on their conscience I imagine.
I was dwelling on space stuff and recalling my huge fat goose pilot and thought, what about goose officer but also a girl?
Remember a few months ago I wrote a story where Abby got horribly inflated and floated off? Well I wrote a very brief little followup dealing with the aftermath of that inflation escapade. Link in the tweet below!
Local wizard can help you empty the bakery with one simple (hypnotic) trick
@RoundAnimal Excuse me, I'm svelte, thank you very much, hardly planetoid sized
@KygenDrake Ah man good luck, suppose I may as well throw my goose under the bigness bus, relaxing beached whale in swimwear perhaps?
Bartolomeo learned a new variation of the levitation spell! Unfortunately he didn't exactly expect this result, I guess he should have really double checked his translations of that spellbook....
It seems that @YakkabeFish is having some bad luck with the folks he is running into lately...and by that I mean, Rica is a brutal pastry chef and this poor doofus is now a big fat pie.
Me: Inki is one of the most nuanced and deep characters I've ever written and I need to treat her with respect
Also me: you're super cute I love you have a big scruffy tum